Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Rules for dating my daughter-

  1. Get a job.
  2. Understand I don't like you.
  3. I'm everywhere.
  4. You hurt her, I hurt you.
  5. Be home 30 minutes early.
  6. Get a lawyer.
  7. If you lie to me, I will find out.
  8. She's my princess, not your conquest.
  9. I don't mind going back to jail.
  10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013